Thursday, November 8, 2012

Portrait of a 4-Year-Old (with guest appearance by a 6-Year-Old)

SCENE VII
At lunch table.

BREE: Christmas isn't about the presents. It's about family, and love, and Jesus' birth.

MASON: Jesus lives at the South Pole. And sometimes, he's at the Bass Pro Shop.

MOM: I think you mean Santa.

MASON: Oh yeah! I meant Santa.

MOM: And the North Pole.

MASON: Yeah...



SCENE VIII
Bree, upon seeing a picture of Barrack Obama, and being told he just got re-elected.

BREE: For a president, he's just not that smart. He should go to president school. Why don't they have those?

MOM: I don't know, Bree. I just don't know.

3 comments:

The Wallace Family said...

President school - I like it. BUT who would be the instructors?

Frances Wallace said...

What is the answer?

Jaime Lynne said...

These are LOL funny!

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