MOM: You don't have to finish that second burrito. Make sure you listen to your tummy, and stop eating when it tells you to.
MASON: But I just can't stop eating--it tastes so good!
"The Passage of Time is a Difficult and Abstract Concept"
MASON: Is tomorrow Christmas?
MOM: No. Tomorrow is Friday.
MASON: You mean the next day?
MOM: Yes, the next day is tomorrow.
MASON: Well, when's Thanksgiving?
MOM: In three weeks.
MASON: I knew that! Thanksgiving is in... four weeks...Momma, is three... I mean, is four... three weeks...
MOM: It's okay, buddy, don't hurt yourself.