Last Sunday my RS Secretary handed me a letter she had gotten in the mail in response to a birthday card she had sent to one of our inactive sisters (she sends all the sisters birthday cards). She returned the birthday card and its original envelope with a note that said (verbatim, all original punctuation reflected):
Thank you for the card - but -
- I do not know who you are -
- It is not my birthday
- I am not a Relief Society member.
Again - Thank you - for "whatever" - anyway!"
I laughed for a good two minutes when I first read it, and then again when I showed it to the Bishop in our meeting that day.